A View from a Broad

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31 skeweringly funny columns, all in one book.
Jam-packed with laughs - because most of it is true.
Only $11.95 (146 p.)

Anna Collins

Anna grew up in the Northeast where the weather was wicked cold and annoying. She would spit when people would say, "Don't you just love the seasons?" She has also worked as a standup comedian for over 10 years performing everywhere from the fifth level of hell to Las Vegas. Her personal quote is: "I can't wait until I'm not impatient anymore." She lives in Fort Lauderdale. (visit her website: www.AnnaCollins.com)

"Tom Robbins in a mini-skirt." - Jo Beth Thomas, mosaic artist, Miami, FL

"I love a broad with balls! Wait! That sounds wrong! Anyway read this book - it's hilarious!" - Vincent Delano, entrepreneur, NJ

"Truly nuts - and funny. She nails the Florida insanity!" - J. Jackson, CPA, Miami, FL

"I have just finally figured out whose writing style yours reminds me of - the late Erma Bombeck. I mean, if we can't laugh at ourselves we are in serious trouble. More Anna, less Prozac!" - Adrian L. Williams, life insurance agent, FL

"It's about time someone cut through all the B.S. for the FUNNY!" - Lisa Fantazzo, account exec, Boston, MA

"This book is absolutely DEAD-ON! Good for Collins for speaking up!! Every column is stellar! A great investment in laughter. A+." - Joseph McDonald, financial planner, GA

"A runaway train of cynical creativity." - Mike Lilly, writer, filmmaker, LA, CA

Buying this book could help you lose weight!

"As a hospital musician, I have seen firsthand the benefits of humor, both psychological and physiological. Did you know that ten to fifteen minutes of laughter can burn up to forty calories per day?! That could translate into about four pounds a year!" - Cathy DeWitt, Musician in Residence, Shands Arts in Medicine, Gainesville, FL

And further more ...

"In my opinion, (Anna is) always brilliant, hilarious, academic, incisive perspicacious, enthralling, sophisticated, urbane trendy, charming, pithy, crisp, and innovative. Love her. She is the kind of gal friend I would have loved to have had in my younger years. She is pure delight." - Annette Krass, retired, Weston, FL

Men and Women… Women may call the shots in sex-but men hold the cards on the phone calls. (Isn't it interesting how the angst and subliminal torture are so evenly distributed between the sexes?)

Tattoos… I just never hooked into the whole tattoo thing. So far, I really can't think of anything that I'd want on me FOREVER. Neither a man, nor an illustration.

Imposter perfumes… Supermarkets and drugstores now sell "imposter brands" of perfume. The marketing is brilliant. The display says stuff like, "If you love 'Beautiful', you'll like…Slightly Attractive. If you love 'Eternity', you'll like…A Long Ass Time. And if you love 'Opium', you'll like Craque."

Self-reflection… Think of all the really good moves you've made in your life. OK, those two minutes are over.

Internet dating… Whom should I pick? The guy posing in a wife-beater tee leaning up against a Mustang with his drooling pit bull by his side? Or the grinning guy holding up a beer mug, flanked by two scantily clad women and a suspicious looking pole in the background?

Being Spiritual… I took a yoga course and became a certified yoga instructor. Why? Because I wanted to be more spiritual, enlightened, and I thought the poses would tighten my ass.

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